Tuesday, June 15, 2010

ARE WOMEN SECRETLY SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO PAIN?

Ok I know this seems HELLA weird but trust me I've got some good points here so pop the top! Women are strange and uniquely crafted individuals and likely to snap at any given moment. Most of all our job is to be a sensual beast! While men are turned on by a womans soft skin and curves most women love to be dominated and man-handled. Why is that? Woman like to do and have all sorts of things done to them in bed: get bitten, bite their partner, scratch, be forcefully moved, choked, spanked, have their nipples tweeked, suffocated, be restrained, play with abnormally shaped or oversized "toys", etc. Simply put men don't f**k with that. They'd rather...

enjoy a woman's body and stroke their way to victory.Which bring us to the question: Are woman sexually charged by pain?

For example why are woman sooooooooo facinated with vampires. A vampires only motive is to have sex, bite the sh*t out of you, and drink your blood. How in the Hell is that sexy?!

The dominatrix is the lovechild of sex and pain. Complete with whips, paddles, chains, and handcuffs she is turned on seeing a person in complete agony...awkwardddddd.

How about everytime a woman has a sexual encounter the goal is to have it "beat up". Woman WANT to be sore after sex because SORE is woman for BOMB.

i want to know what yall men and women think

ARE WOMEN ARE LIARS?

Why do some women lie about how much sex they have? Like us dudes believe that bullsh*t. Who do you think your fooling? Stop frontin all the time. I was texting this chick that I messed with a few times a couple years ago named Stacey. We both had a few drinks and I hit her up on some random drunk shit cause that's what I do. She was telling me how the last time she had sex was November of this year.... Why say that? Its an obvious lie.....



Real talk the same dude you telling that you aint "get no dick in ages" to, is the same dude you end up having sex with. Now let me break it down even further. Guys don't talk on the phone, EVER. Any nigga who talks on the phone is gay. Bitches talk on the phone constantly. So lets do the math, Your average chick talks to 7.23 dudes she hasn't spoke to in a while, every day. In 42% of those conversations she spits the same game, "I can't remember the last time I had sex, its been so long, I've been deprived." There's 7 days in a week. 7 x 7.23 x 42% = Bitch there's no way you not getting f*cked on a daily basis. I respect yall hustle though because for the most part men are stupid. Now I'm not into bashing my niggas (Shouts out to the dead beat dads #TeamGetLowOnTheChildSupportPayments) but yall gotta stop falling for these lies!

Women have higher sex drives then men and they can get sex effortlessly. What makes you think that when a chick tells you she aint gettin none she's telling the truth? The only women who don't get sex everyday are fat bitches and chicks that live with their parents. If a women is horny all she has to do is walk outside and show just a little bit of skin and n*ggas will flock to her. All she gotta show is her Achilles tendon and muf*ckas is on her cock trying to smash and shit. Shout out to the lonely bitches though. All up on twitter after dark talking bout how they wanna get fucked and how much cock they wanna suck but yall be stingy with the pussy. Be generous. Pass that shit out like free condoms. Bitches be complaining about not getting fucked but don't wanna fuck nobody. This blogger is lost! Im straight up confused. I don't understand you women sometimes. Can someone out their shed some light on this issue for me?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO!? TRUE STORY

Ok this actually happened to me before only I was with a girl but Im curious to know how you all would handle the situation. So lets say that your out at the disco and you meet the man of your dreams. Im talking about this nigga is PERFECT. You two exchange numbers and talk until the sun comes up about baby names and wedding dresses and all that gay ass stuff women talk about. You agree to go out on a date. This nigga picks you up in a brand new sports car and takes you out for chinese. He makes you laugh cry and feel sexy all at once. After dinner is over you go back to his place and its baaaaallllliiinnnnnn!!!!!! You sit by the fire place and sip wine while talking about politics and your favorite sexual position.........

By now your turned on and when he leans over and kisses your neck your panties get soaked. He raises your shirt and starts massaging your breasts when your stomach starts to bubble and you let out silent but deadly fart. "Oh god" you think to yourself "maybe chinese wasn't the best meal for a first date." You excuse yourself and ask where the bathroom is while squeezing your ass cheeks together running full speed as he's giving you directions. When you finally reach your destination you sit down just in time as an avalanche of SHIT cascades its way out your smelly rectum. At this point your feeling super embarrassed, not only did you fart in front of prince charming but now your on his toilet taking a huge poop. "How did I end up here?" You think between pushes "I hope he doesn't get turned off, I really wanted to fuck this dude." You reach for the toilet paper and realize there is none in sight.... When you flush, the poop is so big that it won't go down and the toilet starts to overflow. So now your standing in an inch of toilet bowl water with a shitty ass and no toilet paper or reasonable substitute in sight! WHAT DO YOU DO???????? Fellas you can flip this scenario around and put yourself in the situation. What would my niggas do?

Battle of the sexes

We’ve all been through it. He cheated so now you’ve become “that psychotic bitch” smashing bricks through the window and threatening to shoot everybody in the ass & lighting his dick on fire. He’s sitting there laughing his off because he’s just posted your naked pictures all over the internet labeling you scandalous hoe of the year and now your goodies are up for sale on Craigslist. [DON’T GET ANY IDEAS PLEASE] Now all you can help but wonder is how did you end up here. Just a while back you were so in love, and now its world war 3 because she’s exposing you for the little dick nigga you are, & your exposing the fact that after she takes off the weave and makeup she could be mistaken for lil boosie. What I’m getting at is...

the only thing better than a drama free relationship is a clean getaway on both parts once it’s been said and done. If you call yourself adult enough to handle a relationship you should be grown enough to break up in a decent way. The internet stalking, the sudden pop-ups at all the locations you know the ex is at, the halitosis breathing on the end of the phone at 3 in the f**kin morning. Just STOP right there. Making yourself look like a pathetic lame who doesn’t know how to let go. Leave the past in the past and call it quits on a good note. It’s all about respect for one another & maturity. If the other person is to blame then why stress it? Take the high road and keep it pushin because you’re just giving the time & attention to the person you say did YOU wrong. Walk away with some dignity and hopefully you can use that relationship as a learning experience before you try to pursue another

Question And Answer Of The Day by KandyMan

Ok so i really love this boy. but we have broken up for three weeks over somthing dumb as fuck.. he heard i did sumthin with one of his friends & i didnt!! & now every time i see him he acts like he doesn’t see me, or wants to talk to me, and hes always doin dumb shit like talkin to other girls flirtin in front of me tryna make me jealous.. what do i do? because i really want him back? should i let it go or what? i cant get over him…? -Submitted by briana jones
Answer:

You need to WALK AWAY!!!! And know that it’s gonna be haaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!! And it’s gonna hurt like hell! You’ll cry and ask yourself ova and ova “why”, but, know this.. It will pass..TRUST! I don’t doubt what you feel for him, just b/c you’re young, doesn’t mean you’re not human. All of us females have had those feelings, at some point in our life, but you must think with your head and not your heart

-By Kandyman

READER Answer:

Briana, girl I know how you feel but dudes be on some female shit sometimes, trippin hard ova nothin. Don’t sweat him girl, he flirtin and tryna cause all that unnecessary drama JUST TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS! Chances are, he don’t give a shit bout them broads, he just want you to hurt like he hurtin. Just beat him at his own game. Now don’t go and flirt or sleep with everyone in humanity, but just fall back. I’m sure you’ve called him cryin several times asking what the fuck his problem is, but just let him be. Let him seek you. Eventually, he’ll find out the truth and know he was in the wrong. Just fall back. Unfortunately, it doesn’t matta who you are or how long you’ve been in a relationship/ marriage, this is always gonna be a game of cat and mouse. Girl me and my man have had out share of more serious problems, but instead of callin him hysterical apologizing and shit, I just let him find me, which he did. And that’s love right there. I know it seems like your world is ova and you can’t breathe without him, but just try to relax and let everything fall back into place on its own. If it doesn’t boo, everything happens for a reason and maybe God has someone really special for you, that isn’t gonna trip ova he-say she-say drama. Take care babes!- By E